From Fender Benders to “What’s in My Head?”: Why You Might Want to Get a CT Scan After Car Accident (Even If You Feel Fine)
Alright, folks. Buckle up. We need to talk about this needle-in-the-brain situation.
When “I Feel Fine” Turns into “Holy Crap, There’s Metal in My Skull”
So, this lady gets into a minor accident. No big deal, right? Wrong. She gets a CT scan and bam! Two needles in her skull. TWO. I mean, what in the actual heck? Did she headbutt a sewing kit? This is why I keep telling people to get checked out after accidents. You think you’re fine, but for all you know, you could be walking around with a craft store in your cranium.
The Legal Nightmare Begins
And don’t even get me started on the legal mess this could turn into. Imagine trying to explain this to an insurance company. “Yes, sir, my client needs coverage for needle removal surgery. No, she’s not a pincushion, it’s a legitimate medical condition.” This is the kind of case that could spiral into a whole long term disability appeal process nightmare. Because, let’s face it, having sewing supplies lodged in your brain isn’t exactly great for job performance.
The Creepy Side of Things
You know what freaks me out? This woman had no clue she was a human pincushion. It’s like those disability surveillance tactics some sketchy companies use, but instead of people watching you, it’s needles. Silently judging you from inside your head. Creepy much?
Job Security? What’s That?
Here’s another fun thought: Can your job fire you after a car accident? Probably not legally, but add “surprise needles in the brain” to the mix, and who knows? It’s like the legal equivalent of a Jackass stunt gone wrong.
The Bottom Line (Because I’m Running Out of Steam Here)
Look, I’m not trying to freak anyone out. But maybe, just maybe, the next time you bump your noggin, get it checked out. Your head could be hosting its little craft fair without your knowledge. And if you do find yourself in some bizarre medical-legal twilight zone like this, for the love of all that’s holy, get a good lawyer. Maybe one of those lawyers firm in Pearland TX. They’ve probably seen some weird stuff. Stay safe out there, folks. And maybe invest in a good helmet. You never know what’s lurking beneath the surface.
